Merry Yaoi Christmas and A Happy New Yaoi~!!!

MERRY YAOI CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YAOI, EVERYBODY, ONE AND ALL~!!!

Thy Love Is Thee

So beautiful...

So, so beautiful...

This is another reason why I love yaoi...

I Love You, Phillip Morris

I had just probably watched another one of the best gay movies so far (and that doesn't count Another Gay Movie and Eating Out and all that weirdo B-movies that I prolly won't talk about), and I think it deserves to be discussed about in this post.

This movie is played and directed by this line of casts:

Directed by	Glenn Ficarra John Requa
Produced by	Andrew Lazar Far Shariat
Screenplay by	Glenn Ficarra John Requa
Based on	I Love You Phillip Morris: A True Story of Life, Love, and Prison Breaks by Steve McVicker
Starring	Jim Carrey Ewan McGregor Rodrigo Santoro Antoni Corone Leslie Mann
Music by	Nick Urata
Cinematography	Xavier Pérez Grobet
Editing by	Thomas J. Nordberg
Studio	EuropaCorp
Distributed by	Roadside Attractions
Release date(s)	January 18, 2009 (Sundance Film Festival) May 19, 2009 (Cannes Film Festival) February 10, 2010 (France) December 3, 2010 (United States)
Running time	93 minutes
Country	United States France
Language	English
Budget	$13 million
Box office	$20,712,236[1]

Again, not gonna spoil the movie for you, but this movie is based on a true story of a man who went any lengths to please his lover, even to commit crimes. It's pretty hilarious and pretty heartwarming too, plus the sex scenes are just HOT! It's almost like watching Catch Me If You Can, but a gay version of it with comedian Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor.

Who'd've thought that these two guys actually, along with known stars like Will Smith and Hugo Weaving, played in a gay movie before, and with such vigor?! And this is not one of those movies where they claim to be true story but actually it's not. Wikipedia confirms this story is true and he even made it into Cracked.com list of things to get laid! XD

Sexy and hot, hilarious and entertaining, I will give this movie a 9/10 and highly recommend that you should watch, for those who haven't.

What Kind of Yaoi Fan Are You?

Original Yaoi Fan!
You are the most common type of Yaoi fangirl to be found. Hearing a show has Yaoi in it is enough to make you watch it, even if it's between two fairly un-important characters. You also probably have a healthy collection of doujinshi and untranslated yaoi magazines stashed under your bed. You don't care if you can't read it. It's guys having sex! But...nothing blatantly pornographic. That's in bad taste.

Wanna try? Go here

The Rules of Yaoi

Apparently there has to be a sort of set rules in the yaoi kingdom somehow. Technically it doesn't exist, but observations tend to pop up with their own sort of rules to it. Here's one list of rules I found from here:

Rules of Yaoi:
1. Hate=Love. Always.

2. No matter what the situation; it will always end up in sex.

3. BDSM and rape are encouraged.

4. Incest (and twincest) are legal and supported.

5. Angst just makes for better sex.

6. If two characters have ever met in the same show, they will be paired at some point.

7. Illogical pairings between characters who haven't met will occur as well. (ie. DeidaraHaku)

8. Legal age requirements are rarely met, but it is illegal to charge a bishounen with statuatory rape. (ie. SoubiRitsuka, Loveless, Junjou Terrorist)

9. Drug and alcohol use is legal, regardless of age.

10. Gay marriage is legal everywhere.

11. Paris is not the love capital of the world. Tokyo is.

12. Alternate universes exist and are used frequently.

13. Nobody is "just friends" unless they are female.

14. Nobody is straight. They are either gay, bi, or a drag queen.

15. Drag queens and crossdressers blend seemlessly into society without detection of their real gender.

16. Nobody will ever frown upon a relationship between two men unless it is a plot point or they are your rival in love.

17. Exhibitionism is allowed and admired by onlookers.

18. Participants of pairings are always out-of-character in sexual situations.

19. Sex is the only way to express your feelings.

20. You always express the seme in a pairing by putting their name first. (ie. SasuNaru, IchiIshi,SouRitsu)

21. It is always possible for men to get pregnant.

22. You can always do it with a robot.

23. Sex toys appear spontaneously without purchase or obvious reason.

24. Everyone has a bedside drawer and it always has lube in it.

25. You don't actually need lube in yaoi. It's just a fun word to use.

26. It is possible to develop a sexual relationship with your alternate persona. They will manifest in a physical form and are generally the seme in the relationship. (ie. Shirosaki/Hollow Ichigo x Ichigo)

27. Condoms are pointless. Just do it bareback.

28. Usage of sex toys is encouraged.

29. Opposite sex pairings (guy/girl) are rejected, except in special circumstances (ie. threeways).

30. Stalking is encouraged.

31. Foreplay is not expected or required, but is generally encouraged by viewers.

32. The rougher the better.

33. The uke always screams the seme's name during sex.

34. Groping is accepted even in public.

35. Masterbation is never private. (It is broadcast over Youtube.)

36. All participants in yaoi pairings are extremely flexible making for interesting positioning.

37. Regardless of age, you are capable of sex.

38. All games end up perverted and sexual. (ie. Truth or Dare, Twister, Checkers, Yahtzee, ect...)

39. Anything that vibrates can (and will) be used as a sex toy.

40. All songs can be used in yaoi songfics.

41. Cover your face, not anything else.

42. Animal characteristics make the story sexier.

43. If a character has a tail and/or ears, they immediately become hypersensitive and are often used as enhancers of sexual situations.

44. Speaking in French or Japanese makes the sex better as well.

45. The guys are always prettier than the girls.

46. The sociatal relationship/status of the participants is not taken into consideration when pairing is made. (ie. student x teacher, enemies, ect.)

47. Pretty much; if it involves sex b/w two guys, we love it.

This is what they have so far. If anyone has ever heard of other rules pertaining to this, go ahead and add it in the comments XD

The Yaoi Prayer

"And bless mom and dad and grandma (or whoever you're living with under one roof) and may Kakashi always love Iruka (or whatever pairings that you love or is your yaoi OTP). Amen"

THAT should be every Christian yaoi fan's prayer. Period.

Yaoi Vibe-Phoenix Wright

I heard a lot about this game, though I never really try it. I don't think I'd be good in playing those games that need me to make tough decisions, since I always end up making the wrong choice and 'die' for it. LOL

Gameplay

See also: Gameplay in the Ace Attorney series

Players take on the role of Phoenix Wright, who acts as a defense attorney. There are two segments: trial and investigation. During trial, players must do a variety of court tasks, including cross examining witnesses, presenting evidence, and objecting to contradictory statements or evidence presented by the prosecution. Players are given five exclamation points representing their health, which is depleted when the Judge punishes them for making a severe enough mistake. While in the first episode, players do not leave the courtroom; later episodes have the Judge put the trial on recess if something is brought up that the Judge feels the trial must be delayed so that the attorneys may look into it. On these days, players control Phoenix in the first person and investigate related areas. There are four options - Talk, which allows players to speak to anyone present; Present, which allows players to present evidence to anyone present; Examine, which allows players to search an area; and Move, which allows players to leave the area. The new episode introduced for the Nintendo DS version introduces new gameplay mechanics for the investigative portion of the game that take advantage of the DS' features. These include the luminol spray, a spray that allows people to see blood that would normally be undetectable to the naked eye and aluminum powder, which may be used to dust for fingerprints. Both use the touchscreen, while the latter uses the microphone as well. Players may also view evidence in three dimensions during this episode, which allows them to see things they would be unable to detect in two dimensions. The Nintendo DS version also introduces the ability to play the game entirely with the touch screen, the ability to view evidence and profiles on the bottom screen, and using the microphone to say various phrases in it.

Plot

See also: List of Ace Attorney characters and Setting of the Ace Attorney series

The first case of the game presents defense attorney Phoenix Wright at his first trial under Mia Fey's watchful eye, successfully defending his childhood friend Larry Butz for murder. However, in the game's second case, Mia is murdered for being aware of corporate blackmail, and her younger sister Maya Fey is charged with the crime because her name was found on a piece of evidence. While defending her, Phoenix is reintroduced to another childhood friend, Miles Edgeworth, who is the prosecutor for Maya's case and has established himself as a "genius" for the prosecution system. Maya is found not guilty of the crime, and becomes Phoenix's assistant in further cases, offering her channeling ability as a "Spirit Medium" of Kurain village to bring the spirit of Mia to help at critical times. Phoenix and Edgeworth find that while they have their friendship from their youth, they continue to face off against each other in the courtroom.

In one case, Edgeworth is charged with murder, and Phoenix steps up to defend him. It is discovered that Edgeworth was set up by his old mentor, Manfred von Karma. Several years earlier, Manfred shot and killed Edgeworth's father, a defense attorney, after he ruined Manfred's perfect record, but led Edgeworth to believe he shot his own father. Phoenix is able to expose Manfred's cover-up and achieve a "not guilty" verdict for Edgeworth. After the case, Edgeworth thinks about taking time off from his position to consider the events, while Maya announces she is going back to her home in Kurain Village to train.

The fifth case, added for the Nintendo DS, iOS, and Wii versions, has Ema Skye begging Wright for help to defend her older sister Lana, who is on trial for murder, compounded by a second murder of the same apparent victim in a different building at the same time. Using Ema's scientific help to establish evidence and the surprising prosecution help of Edgeworth during the trial, Phoenix is able to learn that Lana Skye was blackmailed by the Chief of Police Damon Gant into covering for a murder she thought that Ema had committed several years before. Gant himself is revealed to have committed the murder and pinned the blame on Ema. Though Lana is cleared of murder charges, she willingly goes to jail for being an accomplice; Ema says her goodbyes as she heads to Europe to study forensic science.

Yaoi vibe: 3.5/10
Well, I can't say that I really feel too much vibe from this, other than what the fanarts and fanfics tell me (though I don't really get it anyway even if I actually read them, since I don't play the game). But apparently it is there, without me even delving into this game. Rival-shipping, what are the odds?

Existing pairings (that I get a vibe for):
Phoenix/Miles